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Stranger: hi

You: hi!

You: i'm an alien from jupiter!

You: where are you from?

Stranger: Nithe! I'm from Pluto! Never met a jupitian before

You: WOW

You: i've never met a plutonian too

You: so, what's hot on your planet?

Stranger: so how is jupiter nowadays?

You: jupiter is, well, cold and sandy

You: it's quite boring, so i ran away

You: i stole my dad's spaceship and it broke, so i landed on earth

Stranger: nothing much, since my planet is so far away from anything... Its very cold. like absolute zero

You: how did you get here?

Stranger: funny story actually. I had to pick up some human test subjects and I crash to!

You: WOW! seriously, someone has to fix the spaceships

You: hmmm, human test subjects? that's super!

Stranger: Well I have some basic engineer skills. I could try fix your spaceship if you'd like

You: cool! because i'm starting to miss my parents

You: but...

You: they're going to kill me for sure

Stranger: I'm sure they will just be happy you're back.

You: i bet they're thinking about ways to torture me when i'm back now

You: you have to know my parents

Stranger: i suppose...

Stranger: so where is your ship?

You: jupitians, well, we're not that good looking

You: we're pretty scary actually

You: but, i have a machine that can turn me into a human

You: nah, i changed my mind, i am NOT going to jupiter and i never will

Stranger: plutonians look a lot like the yeti

You: WOW!

Stranger: I actually think it was just me

Stranger: people may have seen me when i wandered away from the crash site

You: oh! so you're the yeti?

Stranger: i have to look like that to survive the extreme temperatures on my planet

Stranger: thats what the humans decided to call me yes

You: woooow. jupitians look like ordinary aliens on tv

You: because jupitians loved to visit eart

You: h

You: earth

Stranger: the awesome huge eyes? grey skin?

You: hmmm no

Stranger: those are the only aliens i have seen on tv...

You: but we're slimy

You: yes, we do have big eyes

You: but our skins are colorful

You: my skin is red, and pinkish

Stranger: I think I'd like to have been a jupitian...

Stranger: Being white and furry gets boring after a while

You: but our shape is similiar with the aliens on tv

You: well, just buy a paint and paint yourself!

You: all plutonians are WHITE?

You: wow that's boring

Stranger: i could... but to get dyes i would have to go into human populated areas and then i'd be captured and be experimented on...

You: so, where are you staying now?

You: antartica?

Stranger: yes. we have to be camoflaged in the snow to avoid being eaten by the giant insects

You: we?

You: you have friends from pluto HERE?

Stranger: i tried to get there but there seems to be a large amount of water in the way

Stranger: oh no i was refering to plutonians in general... my friends died in the crash...

You: aww..

You: i came here alone

You: and i've been searching for jupitians

You: but the result is still 0

Stranger: i bet thats hard when they can change into humans

You: not really

You: we are not completely changed into humans

You: but human eyes sees us like normal humans

Stranger: so you can see through the disguises?

You: jupitians can

You: but i dont know about plutonian eyes

You: since i've never met a plutonian before

You: what do plutonians eat?

You: bugs?

You: snow?

You: rocks?

Stranger: no... bugs eat us. they are giant on our plant... if we can dring one down then we will eat it as food is scarce... otherwise it is snergs... have you heard of them?

You: nope

You: in jupiter, we eat somekind of blueish plant

You: it's yummy!

Stranger: hmm... well they are like...have you seen the venus fly traps of earth?

You: venus fly traps?

Stranger: I don't know why they are called that... there is nothing like them on venus

You: hhhmmmmmmkay

Stranger: well snergs are like them... only they have legs and eyes and are less green

You: it's fun talking to you

Stranger: a very pale green

Stranger: as it is to you.

You: in jupiter, we dont see green very much

You: so, i'm quite surprised to see trees here on earth

Stranger: I was surprised at first... but then i learned how to use them for shelter and food... I had to since i can't disguise myself

You: mmm... so, as a human, are you a female or a male?

Stranger: i would be male. and you?

You: female

You: age?

You: (human age of course)

Stranger: umm... 4 human years for every one plutonian... that would make me 16.

Stranger: how old would you be in human years

You: 14. there's no age differences between jupitians and humans

You: and, (as a human of course) where are you from?

Stranger: oh? I thought earth would be quicker at circle in the sun...

Stranger: I am in wales

Stranger: where are you?

You: yes, but a year in jupiter doesnt take that much time, because we're not depending on the sun

You: i'm in indonesia

Stranger: nice

Stranger: how is indonesia at this time of year?

You: hot

You: very hot

You: and, there are lots of bomb threats too

You: -_-

Stranger: sounds dangerous...

You: yes

Stranger: they must be ont the jupitian hiding there...

You: hmmm.. i dont know, jupitians doesnt really like to be in beaches and rainforests

You: but we love to be in the deserts

You: because it's similiar to our planet

Stranger: reminds you of home?

Stranger: i thought so

You: yes

Stranger: i'd like to be somewhere in the snow but i can't get there until i fix my space ship

You: oh.

You: how long have you been fixing your ship?

Stranger: about a year... It's very hard to come across uranium and small particle accelerators here...

You: wow!

Stranger: yeah... what do you need to fix your ship?

You: i dont know!

You: i'm still young

You: and i dont have a clue about parts of a upitian spaceship

You: jupitian

Stranger: well i could take a look for you although i am not sure about jupitin ships either

Stranger: jupitian

You: oh well, i'm starting to enjoy life on earth actually

You: humans are interesting

You: and surprisingly, i can get along with a human quite well

Stranger: yeah... its not that easy when you can't become one. they hunt you down and experiment on you... I knew a guy from mars once... he was lucky to get out alive.

You: i'm so glad jupitians have the machine to disguise ourselves into humans

You: because jupitians used to visit earth once in a while

You: but they stopped because a human saw a jupitian

You: -_-

Stranger: it causes a lot of trouble

You: yes

Stranger: well. I'm going to try and repair my ship some more.

You: okay then

Stranger: I'll try and find you when I'm done.

You: i'm going to meet some human friends

Stranger: ok. it was nice talking to you, jupitian.

You: it was nice talking to you too plutonian

You: hahahha

Stranger: good bye for now

You: byeeeee!



gue agak sedih deh pas dia off. dia asik bgtt! JANGAN2 GANTENG LAGI? udah cukup. dan maafin bahasa inggris gue yang kacau, krn gue pusing nggak tau knopo.

i'm going to miss you, plutonian, semoga kapalmu nyala lagi ya.
KHANSA