okayy fanz! in this FIRST and EXCLUSIVE train of alayness, i'm going to tell you an alai story i've made for english. this is going to be real alay, so, enjoooy!
hhaha jadi pokoke kita disuruh mister amy nulis 'surat' ke orang tua kita yang kita gak pernah ketemu. terserah mau bentuknya kayak apaan, gue ceritanya lewat e-mail. oh iya, harusnya ini kerjaan harus ada conditional 123nya butt, i'm not going to write it here, cause i'm far too males. and i don't have the real work jadi gue tulis baru, tapi intinya sama kaaay.
Hey mom, dad, it's me, your long left daughter, KHANSA! oh em gee i'm so glad that i can finally e-mail you guys! i miss you guys so muuch! and, sorry that i don't write this on my own writings because i'm far too busy, and i'm so glad that i just bought my new blackberry bold, so i can use the features in the phone. oh! not that my iphone and my blackberry curve doesn't work, and not that i can't use the internet from my vaio, macbook, or my other notebooks, but i'm going to be in another movie premiere and i'm otw there, so.... okay!
oh my god it's been a really long time since i use this name, i mean the name that you guys gave to me when i was born. ha ha ha. WHOOPS. i totally forgot, you don't where i live, you don't know everything about me!
so, let me introduce my self. hey! do you know that beautiful disney star in that popular tv show, SELENA GOMEZ, well yeah. you know me now! i'm HER. and i'm BEAUTIFUL now. and you may pick me up in hollywood where i live now. you might be wondering HOW the hell could your ugly daughter become the FAMOUS selena gomez.
so, it started when madonna adopted me when she was in AFRICA. (AHA! i know why you left me there, because i'm UGLY right.) i was the first daughter of madonna, she's really greatful to have a nice nice girl like me. cause she sees me from the inside. NOT my ugly outside. okay. but then, madonna started to adopt more children, and i was like.. UGH! so i escaped with her money and i don't want her to look for me so i changed my face. it's surely expensive but, LOOK AT ME NOW! after that, i changed my name. and i bought an apartent to myself. life is really easy when you got much much money. right! no, LEFT!
until one day when i was running out of cash, i mean HELL-LOO what's left in my account is just.. uhh.. 1 MILLION DOLLARS LEFT! i can't live with so little money in my diamond purse! so i decided to be a star, i went to the wizards of waverly place audition, and i got it. i am now ALEX RUSSO.
okay. i hope you guys will pick me up in my apartment, i'm waiting. AND don't bring me back to indonesia, what if we buy a house here in hollywood! kayyyyy. oh yeah, because i'm such a nice girl, i'm going to give you a.. SIGNED PHOTO OF ME.
bye!
hahahah gue tau gue alai, jadi terima aja deh. LO HARUS DENGER CERITANYA ADIA, itu alai juga
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