octopus faced snail- siput si muka gurita

back in engliiiish!!!
so, about the title, yeah i'm sure none of you nax gauls knows what it means. only i know. bhuahah.
i believe that no one owns a brother like mine.

the point of this post is about me ngebacot about adekku coyong. so, these are some facts about my brother:

1. Name: Muhammad Arkan
2. Age: lupak? (nanya dulu) 10? but he's going to be 11 on february 7
3. Ciri2: black (item), his eyes are soo big, they looks like they're going to come out from his head (yup, that's real, and again, not a styrofoam), everyone said that he looks a lot like me, but i still have my dignity to doubt that (gak lah dek, pis)

what i'm about to share is some of the keajaiban dunia of keluarga gue.
hum, i think it's not really memuskan batin if it's written in english.
( maap ya guyz)
JADI.. adek gue itu caper, krempeng, homo sama adeknya omar. (gak lah). yang barusan kan normal ya bwt yang punya adek. tapi adek gue itu imaginationnya ruarr biasa dan tidak bisa dimengerti orang2 awam -baca: normal-.

Dulu aja pas baru2nya bisa ngomong: satu hal yang dia omongin adalah : KOCH KOCH -dengan muka datar-. gue gak ngerti dia dapet dari mana. apakah pelem india kah? pokoknya setiap ditanyain nyokap bokap:

nyokap: adek mau makan?
adek : koch koch
bokap : kalo main mobil mau?
adek : koch koch
gue : adek ngiler ih jijik!
adek : koch koch

selain itu, adek gue itu kan nggak mau minum dot, maunya ASI. abrakadabra adek gue masih nete sampe umur 2 taun. akhirnya karena adek gue jijik sama hansaplast, akhirnya diancem kalo masih nete mau dikasih hansaplast. (bukan cerita asli, yang tau tolong zippppppitz, aib keluarga)

terusin bentar lagi yah